Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Tuesday

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have party.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text.

Of course I talk to myself.
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Sometimes I need expert advice.


Sometimes I wish I was a bird...
So I could fly over certain people and poop on their heads

Merriage is a workshop... where husband works & wife shops.. lol

I'm not lazy I'm just on my energy saving mode

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